Today's topic is a fun one, and something I've had in the chamber for a while now. So pop a squat, take a breath, and allow me to walk you through a certain backcountry call that sooner or later must be answered. Let me start off by saying that there's no need to fear your first nature poop. In fact, this can be a surprisingly enjoyable and liberating part of the outdoors experience. So without further ado, let's get into the doo-doos, and doo-dont's of crappin' in the woods. I'm here to show you how to poop in the woods.
How do people poop in the wild?
The most important principle to remember throughout your primal deed is to Leave No Trace. So the first step is to select some ceremonial grounds that are at least 200 feet away from campsites, trails, and waterways. Don't squat anywhere else that looks inviting for people to hang out. I would definitely avoid scenic overlooks. This is to be your private oasis, so take a second to scout a prime spot. It also helps if you can find a place with good soil and other organic material that will help break down your doo-doo.
Digging The Hole
Step number 2 before you number 2 is to dig a cat hole about 6 to 8 inches deep, which you'll of course cover up afterwards. Don't just leave your load in the open air. And covering it with a rock won't do either. Especially don't use rocks around a campsite where people use rocks to build fire pits and weigh down tents). Get that sucker in the ground. A packable trowel is a good way to go, or if you're a minimalist, grab a stick or chip away with your boot. Depending on where you are, it may be acceptable to bury your toilet paper as well. Just make sure there aren't any “party streamers” for others to see.
Other regions will request that you carry out your shit tickets, which I know sounds gross, but really isn't that big of a deal. All you have to do is fold it in half and toss it in a ziplock bag. FYI for you lady hikers, this is how you'll handle your feminine care products as well. If you can't wrap your head around carrying an escalating cache of soiled T.P., it's also fine to go the natural route. Take an extra second before dropping trow to collect some smooth rocks, sticks, or leaves. Just be vigilant about poison ivy!
The Proper Pooping Position
Now that you understand the theory, let's explore good game-time technique. A greenhorn pooper will deploy the highly uncomfortable, thigh-burning hovercraft position. My preference is to drop into a deep squat. For this approach, your pants will actually be more out of the way if you lower them to your thighs, rather than all the way around your ankles. All that's left to doo at that point is relax and enjoy your special moment.
How deep should a cat hole be?
When pooping in the woods, digging a little ground toilet of 6 to 8 inches deep is the sweet spot you'll want to aim for. Any less than that (what us hikers like to call a “shallow grave”), and an animal may dig it up. Any deeper, and it might not decompose effectively.
Why use wag bags?
A W.A.G. (waste aggregation and gelling) bag is used to pack out your dirty deeds (including the toilet paper) when hiking/camping in sensitive ecosystems. You may have to use a bag in areas where the keepers of the land have requested that you do so. A common environment in which these come into play is when hiking in canyons, where it can be difficult to find an digable spot. There's nothing worse than seeing exposed turds and soiled toilet paper in an otherwise pristine and inspiring place. A rock or a shallow hole won't doo either, so please bite the bullet and pack some wag bags when the conditions call for it.
There's no need to loathe this basic necessity. It's something that we all have to doo if pushing beyond that day-hike threshold. And it can actually be a satisfying experience that reconnects you with your primal roots. Just give a crap when you crap and your fellow backpackers will thank you. If you do it right, then pooping in the wood can totally be a benefit for the environment think natural fertilizer). I hope this article sets you up for success. And if you're on the hunt for more backpacking tips, gear reviews, and even some vicarious adventure videos, head on over to BackpackingTV.
